Thursday, January 22, 2009

Even Cowgirls get the Poos

Zara has left for ten days leaving me ten days to fend for myself in this blustery wasteland. She had to go see the new baby, which I suspect is what her witness protection advisor told her to use as an excuse to "get the hell out of dodge for a few days." E-mail interception my friends. Learn it well. I am on to you, Sykes!
Currently, I am at work and have made two sales. The day is more than half over, and I still need to close the store for a thirty minute lunch period. Profit is looking bleak for this wet Thursday afternoon. I don't think I have ever had such a lonely job.
Times like these I can most relate to an over-zealous dog that gets left behind a lot. Glances at the door often with quiet anticipation. Ears perk at the slightest indication of life outside. Licks and jumps (and sometimes pees) all over people when they walk in.
-Lonely
-Unwanted
-Randy Quaid.

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