New Post! I am aware that not a soul on this planet reads my blog. I use this as a means to entertain myself while pissing my time away at this dead end job. Pretty sad stuff. Trish read the blog for about two minutes until she discovered farmville, and Zara used to read it when she co-authored it, but now she has a way more awesome blog that I can only wish could be my own. She does live in Africa which puts her at an unfair advantage for interesting things that happen to a person. If only I could be whistled and hollered at when I made a trip to the market.
Let's see...I lost all motivation to go back to school again. I think it has everything to do with my inability to save money and my uncanny ability for getting myself into stupid situations. Like how every time I make an attempt at apartment life and paying bills, I swiftly run away from it with my tail between my legs. Leaving people stranded and also bailing on leases. People don't do that in the real world, do they? So I tell myself that Yosemite is a wonderful place to live (minus the actual living conditions) albeit a terrible place to have to work. Today is wonderful though! The sky is gray, the clouds are full of snow, and no one has come in to my store in like forty minutes! It's like I'm just hanging out at home. Except this place is bigger than my home and I don't have Internet there.
In other news, Taco Bell is the WORST!! It's bad enough that they serve some of the worst food on the planet, not that I have eaten there since high school, but they have to play and vastly overplay the lamest and most annoying commercials evar! Charles Barkley? Please stop trying to rhyme and for god's sake get a decent gig!! And lose some weight, fatty! They'll be kicking you off of planes soon. Alright, enough said about that. Maybe I shouldn't have attacked his weight, I'm just so angry at him right now! I suppose this dilemma could be solved by not watching TV but who would do that? Damn you Murtaugh! Why did you give me the talky box? Actually it seems to be more like the no talky box because when it's on there is no talking!
RECENT VENTURE!!! Kayak. Nuff said.
Until next Tim...