Monday, October 13, 2008

Exercises in Threesome

According to the BBC, writing down three things that make you happy every day will make you a happier person. Here are a few things that make me happy:
-Money
-Mermaids
-Wu Tang Clan
I do not feel any happier as of yet. Let' s try something else. Unhappy things:
-Bad breath
-Decapitation
-Fish frozen in a pond
I feel happier that these unhappy things are easy to avoid or ignore. I don't think this exercise is suitable for Americans. Better luck next time BBC.

2 comments:

imuserfriendlytoo said...

I believe in exercises in threesome. None of the threesomes you mentioned were what I prefer but I'm sure you can imagine what I'm talking about...(shoes for one thing, you can never have too many threesomes of shoes. What if you lose one?)

Laura and Zara said...

I would frequently lose Barbie's shoe. Three of those would have been nice. Have you ever met someone named Barbie? I have. She was probably the most unlike Barbie looking person I ever met. I thought she was a man.