Yes to Yetis

Post by Laura Jackson (who is cool).
Pretty much a pointless day. After a week or so of mad sleep deprivation, I slept for, I think, 15 or 16 hours. The final count is unclear. But I do feel much better. But also, I can't sleep now. Nor have I really tried to. I should give it a go.
Zara was on top of the boot room yesterday and she told me not to push her down. I decided not to push her as per her request. But I did not agree not to lasso her down. I made a Zara shaped head out of sticks and rocks outside of our wob for practical purposes. Improving drastically every day. Now I just have to figure a way to lure her back on top of the boot room. I'll tell her there is gold and/or lucky charms up there. Damn. I forgot she reads and co-hosts this blog. I'll have to bless it now with my anti-zara reading the blog charm. Or figure a different idea and post it in my private diary. Haha!
Don't worry Zara, I won't use razor wire. I love you too much to cut you in half!
I heard that yetis are summoned in the new Mummy movie (Brendan Frasier, check him out!!) I wonder if it was Shakira's hips that did it?